Sex
can be one of the most intimate and bonding experiences two people can
have ... but it can also be a time fraught with uncertainty, irritation
and ... LIES!
We've
all lied occasionally about, during, or after sex. "Was it good for
you?" can really only be followed by, "Of course it was, honey," unless
you want to break up.
Here's 15 ways we lie about sex.
1. Being on birth control. Sadly,
women do lie about birth control sometimes. One woman confesses to
telling her husband she is NOT on birth control even though she is. They
mutually decided to have a baby, but after they hit financial and
relationship problems, she decided it wouldn't be a good idea. But when
she tried to bring up going back on bc again, she says he "knows he'll
be mad and upset and think we're breaking up or something."
2. Not being on birth control. Probably
the most dangerous sex lie a woman can tell -- secretly trying to get
yourself impregnated is never a good idea. Whether it's to hold a
relationship together, to twist a proposal out of a guy, or to just have
a baby cause you're ready and he's not -- STEER CLEAR of this major
lie!
3. Of course I'm clean.
New couples should have STD talks with each other -- but usually it
takes the form of, "Have you ever been tested?" and then the other
person says, "Of course I have. I'm totally clean." In reality, you
don't know unless the person shows you test results! And believe me,
people lie about it. Some even go so far as to lie when they know they
do have an STD. A model is suing her rich ex after discovering she had
herpes, which she believes he gave her.
4. You're the best lover I've ever had. Might be true. But if not, you'll say it anyway.
5. You're the first lover I've ever had. Not everyone lies about this, but some do for some strange reason.
6. Sorry, got my period. One
of those sneaky little fallback lies women rely on when they're not in
the mood. Some guys don't care and will grab you anyway, but enough do
get skeeved that it can be reliably used as an avoidance tactic.
7. Nope, not on my period. For
the lady who wants some nookie but is afraid her menses-sensitive guy
won't comply if he knows she's flowin', she can just do a clean up and
act like she doesn't have it. By the end of the period, should be good
for 15 minutes at least. If she leaks, she can be all, "Oh my goodness, I
didn't realize!"
8. I never fantasize about anyone else. Right.
9. I never masturbate. Okaaaay.
10. I love giving blowjobs. Usually said in the courtship period.
11. Your penis is huuuuge!
12. It tastes great.
13. You smell great.
14. That feels great. Yeah, even when he's pinching your nipples like a toddler death-gripping a favorite toy.
15. Number of sex partners. Guys inflate. Girls forget.
Have you ever told a sex lie?

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